Send your prayers.
United Kingdom - 10/6/08
for a mear $15.oo USD, i will pray for who ever you want for whatever reason.
If interested send me an email explaining what you need.
United States of America - 6/6/08
For enough, I will give you 100% access of my soul. No refunds!!!
United Kingdom - 18/2/07
Are you a collector of souls? Or do you sometimes feel as if you dont have one at all? For instance, do you work in advertising, or vote conservative?
I will happily sell you my slightly tarnished, but largely innocent soul, to do with as you see fit, for just £45.00 O.N.O
I will sign any document you care to draw up, to make the transfer of ownership official in the eyes of both God, and the law.
United Kingdom - 6/2/07
I recently became a minster, a real, true to life minster. I take my new job very seriously, and I am a very religous man, but for a small fee I will damn you to hell. This is not a joke, I will put all my religous energy into make sure you will not get into heaven. I need all the money I can get seeing how I dont make much anymore. Name your price (be reasonable), I can take it back later on if you need me to. Other minster services available. Contact me by E-mail.
Rev. Jolly Roger
United States of America - 30/9/06
Poem & Karma
For 2 pounds or $5 I will write you a personalized poem that will improve your Karma, not to mention self worth. As a bonus a genuine Newfounland Stamp will be included. Snail mail to POB 2656 St. John's , NL, Canada .A1C 6K1
Canada - 5/9/06
I'll take on your sins and moral aberrations
For a donation - no matter how small - to any charity, I shall take on all your sins and moral lapses.
Hong Kong - 22/11/05
Your one true friend - £50 per year
Everyone needs one, I will be yours. The one person you can truly count on, call in the middle of the night and burden with your problems.
United Kingdom - 21/11/05
I Want My Soul Back
I lost my soul when I took a client service job in advertising. I just realized it yesterday. I'm willing to barter almost anything to get it back. But not during office hours.
Canada - 10/6/05
I will make you happy.
I would love to meet a girl .. lovely where I can show her teh happiness in doing it with romantic affects. I don't ask for much .. it is free of charge .. just for the lovely girls who have a light soul .. and believe in romantic ..
Saudi Arabia - 5/6/05
Pawn your soul.
Value appraisal free. One year interest-free to pay off loan, each additional year 25% APR. After five years I keep it for resale. What have you got to lose?
Canada - 6/5/05
I will pray for you or your loved ones.
I have been reborn and have a special connection with the heavens. I have quit my career in order to help my fellow brothers and sisters. I will passionately deliver your prayers for you or your loved ones in my special way. I must charge $10.00 each prayer so I can devote all my time towards this. You can mail a check or send through my PayPal account. Email me fisrt. Please serious inquiries only. Bless my children.
United States of America - 5/4/05
SAVE A LIFE
Can you put a price on another's life?! Well I can. Send me £100, and I promise to give up smoking today. My mortal soul is in your hands.
United Kingdom - 3/12/04
closing down sale
im closing down! im selling all of me dirt cheap! you couldnt buy cheaper filth!! my body my soul and everything remotely connected to my existence! hurry now while while stocks last! will be reopening as a dixons in 2 weeks
United Kingdom - 30/11/04
My soul for a dollar..
I will sell you, the lucky recipient, my soul.. On payment you will get a signed document certifying the ownership of my soul. I don't care what you do with it.. trade it for crack, show your friends, even feed it to your dog.. P.S. i am a vegetarian so like i have good Karma.
United Kingdom - 12/10/04
First Ten Minutes Free
I will teach you the ancient martial art of punchsomeoneinthenutskwando for the minimal cost of your soul and/or first born
United States of America - 21/7/04
selling my soul
i'll sell my soul records (motown etc., rarities and in good conditon).
United Kingdom - 21/7/04
Soul for sale, little use and relativly untarnished. Reasonable offers considered, all forms and necessary signatures signed and delivered to your door (Obviously requiring P+P). Satan need not apply.
United Kingdom - 15/7/04
Grant you immortaility and ultimate power
Are you the kind of person who wants to know absolutely fucking everything and Lord it over the rest of us? Are you sick of getting older? Like robes, alchemy and funny glyphs? Then maybe I can help. All that can be yours for the price of your measily, worthless soul. Let's face it - you'll hardly miss it. Previous satisfied customers include Bush Jnr, Andy McDowell, and a guy my Dad knows that works at Lidl.
United Kingdom - 10/7/04
Soul for sale
I would like to sell my soul in order to fund my holiday. Email me with a price, i accept paypal.
United Kingdom - 9/7/04
will save your soul and kick your dog to hell! and for the same price i ll make you atheist...
Spain - 7/7/04
Soul for sale
Brand new hardly ever used soul for sale. I currently do not have much use for it, and need the extra room for more of my vices. Please feel free to email me. Since this soul is unused its going for a real bargin at $1000(US).
South Africa - 6/7/04
I have one, slightly used David Brewer soul. 15 cents.
United States of America - 3/7/04
Tears Before Bedtime
Do you own a number of original artworks that stay locked away in a special containment facility at a determined temperature rather than actually adorn your wall or stand in your living room?
Can you and your partner watch television commercials for interior furnishings and honestly say that you can identify with the trendy young rich fucks represented therein?
Are you stirringly proud of the fact you have a mortgage?
If the answer to the above questions is YES, then I have the service for you.
For only £100 per hour I will provide quality weeping, laughing, choked screams, wailing, sobbing, crying, delirious chanting, rages of jealousy and other enactments of heightened emotions for you, the customer.
Because just because your soul has withered and died inside your hollow cgae of a screaming blackened heart doesn't mean you can't have feelings too.
David O MacGowan
United Kingdom - 3/7/04
My soul for sale!
My sou is up for sale for 5,000,000. After my death, in hell of in heaven you can do waht ever want with my soul.
United States of America - 2/7/04
My Immortal Soul
Y Reg Canary Yellow Immortal Soul for sale, only one previous (not so) careful owner. The soul comes with an electric sunroof, central locking, Fuel Injection, air bags and anti lock brakes as standard. Full Service History is also available.
United Kingdom - 2/7/04
got soul ?
For about US$ 100.000 I'll sell you my soul, personality included.
Brazil - 1/7/04
Eternal life and mortal power
I will grant you eternal life and mortal power in exchange for your soul. This will require your participation at a ritual during which I will eat your soul from your living body. Conditions: -I accept no responsibility for the outcome of this deal. -No refunds.
Isle of Man - 7/4/04