I'm an arse and deserve a kicking
Hi, my name is Christopher and the email below is one I send out to people trying to con them out of money using the Tsunami disaster as an excuse. I stupidly left my email addresses and real phone number on the email. Feel free to phone me to call me an arse and to email me any dodgy stuff you can. Get me in all the trouble I deserve. Here's the email: Christopher Owono Edu London - England. Tel : +44 20 70 600459 Date : 24/1/05 As i write you this letter I only hope it gets to you in a positive state of mind. My name is Christopher Owono Edu. A citizen of Ghana, 23 years of age and presently studying in London-England. I write you this letter out of grief, desolation and total despair as I have lost my entire family including father, mother and two sisters who were on Asia tour when the tidal wave struck and took their whole lives in Sri Lanka. Infact, I would have been with them if not for my pressing academic work and exams that I was writing at the time.I have cried and cried until tears ceased to flow from my eyes asking God again and again why me? My late father Honourable Mr. Alex Owono Edu was a carrier diplomat and former ambassador of my country to Spain for 8 years during the rule of our Ex president Mr. J.J. Rawlings. Following the wake of the disaster, I was summoned to the chambers of our family lawyer here in U.K. who handed over to me a Certificate of Deposit and a strange looking key of a trunk box containing the sum of US$18million which was deposited by my late father in a self Storage and security company in Madrid -Spain. I was visibly shocked at this revelations but this Lawyer who also was a good friend and confidant of my late father explained that the money was proceeds from illegal and smuggled Gold sales transaction to European companies during his tenure in office. As you know, my Country Ghana is richly Blessed with Gold and other natural mineral resources. My father in turn was taking advantage of his diplomatic status to smuggle the Gold without been noticed. You see, I am a born again Christian and strongly believe in the second and imminent coming of our Lord Jesus Christ. The end time is fast approaching and all these disaster, tribulations, epidemics, wars, nations against nations is a clear sign of the end time hence I have decided against claiming the money for my personal enrichment. I would have loved to return the money to the government of my country but decided against it as it will eventually land in the pockets of those rapacious government officials and that´s why I have taken a firm decision to offer it to the Tsunamis victims and some other charity organisations in Africa. Your role is to take delivery of the deposit in the self Storage company and further distribute it accordingly. You will only be entitled to 10% of the total sum for your time and to cover your travel expenses while claiming and distributing the funds. I would have done this myself but I do not have the time as I am presently rounding up my school programme and most especially, I do not want to have direct connection to that money. However, it will interest you to know that I have already travelled to Madrid briefly for a fact finding mission and to confirm the existence of the Deposit hence am writing to you. Upon your reply confirming your readiness and willingness to carry out this mission, I shall furnish you full details of the self storage company and a copy of the Deposit Certificate attached with a letter of Authorisation that permits you to take release of the trunk Box. On your reply, ensure that you include your full names and address and telephone number as shown in your international passport to enable me draft up a suitable letter of authorisation for the claim. In conclusion, I beg you to keep this letter and its contents in the strictest manner of confidentiality in order not to jeopardise the claim as the self storage company probably is not aware of the contents of the trunk box. I await your urgent response or phone call. You should reply me through my secured email address : email@example.com May God Bless you as you carry out His wish. Yours Faithfully, Christopher Owono Edu
Christopher Owono Edu
United Kingdom - 26/1/05
Your face in a comic magazine for £50
Actually, for just ten pounds you can have your name, website details or advert in the magazine. More of the "Your Face in a comic magazine" thing in a moment. Just 1 Page is a charity comic magazine, this year raising money for Childline, by auctioning the artwork. http://members.aol.com/just1page/J1P3.htm An assortment of top british comics professionals freely donate their time and art to the project. However, we also need funding for the magazine that is sold at the UK's Comics Expo and in several reputable comic shops. So we are selling banner ads on each black & white page for £10, on colour pages for £20, and if you want to appear in a comic strip that'll be seen around the world ... it'll cost Fifty Quid. All proceeds will go to the printing of the magazine, which will then be sold and ALL profits will go to Childline. (Just so you know what we won't do: nothing rude ! Although the magazine will feature a whole range of material, it should also be acceptable for impressionable youngsters.)
United Kingdom - 11/1/05
give the public a break from big issue sellers.Send me 35 pounds sterling or more i will buy the lot off him /her , they will have a big warm smile on their face as they trundle off to the pub, thus relieving the public of guilt complexes when pretending not to see them,evasive detouring, pretending not to have any change etc.Your donation would help a lot of people as well as the sellers = a double whammy!
United Kingdom - 25/11/04
i wanna be a spaceman
hello i wanna be a spaceman here is my web page about it and how you can donate www.steveadamsinspace.moonfruit.com i also have a non space site which you can send dosh to www.steveadams.moonfruit.com lots of love steve
United Kingdom - 23/10/04
Your having sex on TV - not a joke!
Ok - I promise to deliver. To see yourself having sex with a girl (or a guy) on TV (real picture) - just email me a clear picture of yourself and the amount you promise to donate to your favourite charity. £5 to charity is enough. Tell me the charity too. I trust you! Within 48 hours I will email you back a picture of YOU having sex with a raunchy babe or a hunky guy. Go on - it's worth a laugh!
United Kingdom - 10/10/04